Okay...i might have gone a little crazy on my last post of fear and order with the fuhrer thing...
<gotta admit it is awsome though>
but we arnt all abunch of mindles despensable fighters we have customes and things of stuff.
the coffin - black case used as a minor and fun punishment
laps - run around track 2x
push ups - ...push ups till section leader says stop
music - hudle in a tight circle listening to the beatles
<these are the active on the field stuff>
section leader portait - ...pics in memory of former section leaders
BSS - band secret service...(to much has been said)
ninjas - unexplainable
pirates - unexplainable
throne - grey square stool/ big blue wheely chair
coffin - keeping place of undesirables
chest - keeping place of the valuables
METH - manitee for the eating of tasy humans
<some are still a work in progress>
~some of these are well kept secrets while others are just non exsisten~
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Coming clean/Dictatorship
Ok...ill admit it, when i was younger i actuly wanted to play the violin...sorry. boy am i glad their was no orchestra program, i would of been an orch-dork instead of a band nerd.
we all have our dark secrets....mine just happen to be,lame?
well wut ever you wanna call it.
point is band nerds are awsome and i wouldnt be here if it wasnt for my old band directors at Alton Elementary.
WOW...so bored.i could realy use a nap...at 9:59 am...listen to the epic tuba riffs of mexican music.
tubas/sousaphones are just all over the place with super high notes to mega low notes...yeah...though the only dissapointment is the trombones be using vaulve trombones instead of slides....its a very sad thing indeed.
the most hated of all brass instrument.
we keep our schools copy in "the coffin" where the lowbrass keeps all undesirables and locked away out if sight.
We do tend to stick freshmen and other naughty underclass men...but the last time that happened was...this morning....k bad example...actualy its role in the low brass is still an active one.
And with the current section leader leaving next year leaving the low brass throne open, the section will come to order when my iron fist ways come into rule. As the next lowbrass section leader in line i will create peace with fear.
I shall have the coffin on the field next to me at all times and a fidel cap or german army cap...cant decide.
point is i actualy have some underclass men calling me fuhrer and or king ^^
<cant wait til im actualy in power>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
we all have our dark secrets....mine just happen to be,lame?
well wut ever you wanna call it.
point is band nerds are awsome and i wouldnt be here if it wasnt for my old band directors at Alton Elementary.
WOW...so bored.i could realy use a nap...at 9:59 am...listen to the epic tuba riffs of mexican music.
tubas/sousaphones are just all over the place with super high notes to mega low notes...yeah...though the only dissapointment is the trombones be using vaulve trombones instead of slides....its a very sad thing indeed.
the most hated of all brass instrument.
we keep our schools copy in "the coffin" where the lowbrass keeps all undesirables and locked away out if sight.
We do tend to stick freshmen and other naughty underclass men...but the last time that happened was...this morning....k bad example...actualy its role in the low brass is still an active one.
And with the current section leader leaving next year leaving the low brass throne open, the section will come to order when my iron fist ways come into rule. As the next lowbrass section leader in line i will create peace with fear.
I shall have the coffin on the field next to me at all times and a fidel cap or german army cap...cant decide.
point is i actualy have some underclass men calling me fuhrer and or king ^^
<cant wait til im actualy in power>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Friday, April 22, 2011
Tubonculus
We is so awsome we're deadly!!!
All others can try and compare but do you think your flutes and saxes can compete with our army of epicness.
Other than that, our demands are simple.
ease up on the harshness and give the big boys/girls some room, cuz you realy dont wanna see us upset.
Clear shot?...Yup...Fire!!!
...yeah...slow day...so im gunna go ahead and include low reeds.
they low and sound nice when it comes to it.
like the bassoon the bari-sax and the bass clarinet...thers more low reed out ther but these are the basic 3.
Bassoons with their akwerd but awsome music, Bari-saxs with ther sweet low notes and a nice tune, and the bass clarinet...wont look it up cuz its a bit wierd..but wierd enough to come on over ^^.
With...2nd hour? comeing to an end i bid you fare? well.
and if this post isnt close to 200 <refuse to check>
then bite me...thats right ral hard...bring it...>->
kk...maybe not
All others can try and compare but do you think your flutes and saxes can compete with our army of epicness.
Other than that, our demands are simple.
ease up on the harshness and give the big boys/girls some room, cuz you realy dont wanna see us upset.
Clear shot?...Yup...Fire!!!
...yeah...slow day...so im gunna go ahead and include low reeds.
they low and sound nice when it comes to it.
like the bassoon the bari-sax and the bass clarinet...thers more low reed out ther but these are the basic 3.
Bassoons with their akwerd but awsome music, Bari-saxs with ther sweet low notes and a nice tune, and the bass clarinet...wont look it up cuz its a bit wierd..but wierd enough to come on over ^^.
With...2nd hour? comeing to an end i bid you fare? well.
and if this post isnt close to 200 <refuse to check>
then bite me...thats right ral hard...bring it...>->
kk...maybe not
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Thee LowBrass Section
Now...we/I can't afford not to mention the rest of the low brass..<these dudes don't have sheets...soyeah...awsome ^^>
Alongside the tuba is the baritone and the trombone. Both very monumental and life changing instruments...if you into that sorto' stuff...wierdos...
I mean yeah, were awsome...but i guess i should give some microscopic cheers for the trumpet...but only for the following reason.
Other than this...never again!!! XP
Now as all low brassians should know...their is one godly person who needs to be mentioned for his godly godlysness...Christian Linberg
Yes hes a trombone player, but the awsome and epic ability of his range ^^
As my friend would say "It's jizzsouce for your ongoing eargasim!"
Now yes this section might seem mostly directed to trombones...and im sorry for that baritones.
but you guys don't realy seem to strike me as active...instruments?
<if you can prove me wrong comment and link me to the page>
Now with this tB section one last link should be posted to commemorate my approval of the trombones into the lowbrass haven.
EPIC
<again sorry baritones, and you'r welcome trumpets>
If you think your instrument should recive my aproval link it to me or comment, and make sure to give you the thumbs up...or down
Alongside the tuba is the baritone and the trombone. Both very monumental and life changing instruments...if you into that sorto' stuff...wierdos...
I mean yeah, were awsome...but i guess i should give some microscopic cheers for the trumpet...but only for the following reason.
Other than this...never again!!! XP
Now as all low brassians should know...their is one godly person who needs to be mentioned for his godly godlysness...Christian Linberg
Yes hes a trombone player, but the awsome and epic ability of his range ^^
As my friend would say "It's jizzsouce for your ongoing eargasim!"
Now yes this section might seem mostly directed to trombones...and im sorry for that baritones.
but you guys don't realy seem to strike me as active...instruments?
<if you can prove me wrong comment and link me to the page>
Now with this tB section one last link should be posted to commemorate my approval of the trombones into the lowbrass haven.
EPIC
<again sorry baritones, and you'r welcome trumpets>
If you think your instrument should recive my aproval link it to me or comment, and make sure to give you the thumbs up...or down
Monday, April 18, 2011
How we do what we do
We tubas is awsome.
no other intrument can compare to our epic awsomeness.
specialy no tinny weenie Trumpet.
we so damn good we can dance as we totaly pwn you.
so calm down and just bow down to our total low brass destruction of your ity bitty section.
we are of the fire element....so yeah...AWSOME.
<in case you havent noticed i suck at spelling so bite me...just sayin>
aside from the minor ego...we actualy realy nice and fun people...when were not pissed off...
but yes...dis is what we do.
how you engoy yourselvs and remember...we need the basses!! <3
no other intrument can compare to our epic awsomeness.
specialy no tinny weenie Trumpet.
we so damn good we can dance as we totaly pwn you.
so calm down and just bow down to our total low brass destruction of your ity bitty section.
we are of the fire element....so yeah...AWSOME.
<in case you havent noticed i suck at spelling so bite me...just sayin>
aside from the minor ego...we actualy realy nice and fun people...when were not pissed off...
but yes...dis is what we do.
how you engoy yourselvs and remember...we need the basses!! <3
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